professional full-time disappointment
ring me if you need a stand-in parent for weddings, graduations, parties, baby showers etc. I will stand there and embarrass you by crying about your achievements and then proceed to rickroll everyone on the kazoo
also I've been serving Duo (the owl) at the bar and they've been through a lot
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the owl's last hurrah
a bartender bear reunites with an old college friend who flies into their bar, but time has done no favours f...
