mrs.riddle

food rant pt.6(explanation of why i’ve been inactive at the end)
          so i’m scrolling through tiktok, and i see this video and the girl in it has a thing of mcdonald’s french fries. and me and my sister go to get mcdonald’s at weird hours of the night all the time(can’t do that rn bc currently my entire fam is mad at me lol✌️) but i’m sitting there. hungry as shit. and i just start thinking. like any size of fry you get is good, small, medium, the larges are pretty filling so you can get a large and just live off that for a day or two. AND THE BASKETS OF FRIES. i’ll go so far and say that they’re ok when they’re a little soggy. but when they’re straight out of the fryer, steaming hot, and they warm up the container thing(i’m completely blanking on what it’s called i’m so sorry) and you can feel it coming off the sides. OH OH AND THEN LIKE THAT FORST BITE oh my goddddd. it’s the perfect amount of saltiness and it’s not too crunchy but not too soft. the texture is just ah immaculate. 100% a chefs kiss. you can dip them in anything too, ranch, ketchup, hot sauce, bbq sauce, chikfila sauce(ik ik they’re mcdonald’s fries but still) cane’s or zaxby’s sauce, MILKSHAKE. HECK YOU CAN EVEN PUT THEM ON YOUR BURGER AND ITS GOOD. ahhh love me some mcdonald’s fries
          
          ok now for my explanation, 
          school is kinda tough rn and mentally i’m not doing the best. i’m not very active on socials either and being on here is some times overwhelming. i’m not sure how to explain it but yeah. i’ll def try to post more and be more active. 
          -aud
          
          

are you ok  I’m worried about you are you alive

food rant pt. 5
          this rant shall be about eggnog
          ik it’s not exactly what you may think of and that it’s not necessarily what you want to hear abt but i gotta get this off my chest. FOR 7 YEARS I HAVE BEEN OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT THAT EGGNOG HAS EGGS IN IT. idk how it why but licherally just the other day i found out that eggnog actually has eggs in it. i thought they just called it that bc ppl are weird like that and uh yeah idk. but my fam wanted to make some bc we didn’t end up getting any from the store this past christmas, note i was so confused i was like ayo is this like a new trend where we make eggnog like the sourdough orrr....? but no i think it was just my fam. and then it happened....my dumbass found out that eggnog has eggs in it. IDK WHAT IT IS BUT THINKING ABT DRINKING CHICKEN PERIOD RAW AND LIKING IT1 PLS NO PLS NO PLS NO NO. buttttt.... on the other hand....it’s like one of my favorite seasonal drinks so looks like i’ll be ignoring the fact i’m drinking a raw egg and spice mixture for the rest of my days
          
          ik this isn’t my usual food rant but if y’all want me to actually make one abt eggnog i totally will:)

food rant pt. 4
          today i will be talking abt ferrero rochers, i had to look it up to know how to spell it bahaha. but i had like four of these today so they’ve been on my mind lately.
          to start off just the way you open up the little package and it reveals this little hazelnut/chocolate ball of goodness, ahhh every time i eat one it’s like i’m taking a bite into one for the first time. does that make sense? you can just like pop one in your mouth or you can bite into it and sometimes the chocolate will get kinda gooey and string along. idk how to explain the flavor but it’s like there’s a bunch of different parts and factors in this sweet/candy thingy but they all blend together so well. like the nuts go with the inner wafer shell thing, but also the chocolate coating on the outside rly brings it all together.
          (if you haven’t already listened to drivers license by olivia rodrigo what are you even doing go listen to it right now, it broke my heart but i stay having it on repeat)

im sorry yall no food rant tonight bc school started for me today and AP bio is kicking my ass, anyone wanna help me w my meiosis quiz
          besides the point, DID ANYONE READ THE NEW CHAPTERS OF GOLDEN BOY? if you haven’t read it yet literally go read it, i’m not even that big of a fred girl but like it’s such a good story, BUT IM EARASING THESE MOST RECENT CHAPTERS FROM MY MEMORY IM SO MADDDDDD 

food rant pt. 3
          
          now i wanna talk about leman bars/squares(tbh idk the difference or if there even is one but my sister made them the other day soooo)
          normally i’m not a super big fan of lemon stuff, like it’s good don’t get me wrong, but i have to be craving it or sum to be like “ayo let’s go get some lemon stuff” yk
          but my sister made some lemon squares the other day and i was hungry and saw them on the counter this morning(ikr super nutritious breakfast) and i was slapped in the face by this mf lemon square. THAT SHIT WAS SO GOOD AND FOR WHAT AND FOR WHAT. the lemon goop(LMAOOO idk how else to describe it) just melted on your tongue and it had the perfect amount of sweetness and the lemon flavor wasn’t too overpowering, it was *chefs kiss* and the graham cracker thingy on the bottom crumbled in your mouth and was good for balance with the sweet, almost s’more vibe to it. and you can’t forget tho powdered sugar that’s dusted (she kinda sucks at dusting so it was like chunks of powdered sugar) on top that really just brought it all together and it was like that little cherry on top 
          
          @parmisranjbar
          (also @lorenzoismylover @xxitspjthedj123xx @heyimbored193 i’m doing my food rants on here now so if y’all want me to tag y’all in them i totally will or if you want me to leave you alone i will, i’m realizing how weird this is i’m so sorry)

food rant pt.2
          so today i will be ranting about ✨mcdonald’s sprite✨ ik it’s kinda basic and i didn’t post anything yesterday, but it’s been on my mind lately. so with mcdonald’s sprite it has this spiciness to it that carbonated drinks have and like something abt it- WOOOOO. like the way it bubbles down your throat and coats your tongue in a way. it’s very addictive, like deadass y’all this shit it so good- also it has a very unique sprite flavor but you still know it’s sprite. like i can 100% tell the different between canned/bottle sprite and mcdonald’s sprite just like straight out of the machine
          
          @parmisranjbar_

thank you to the lovely people who are responding to my food rants on possessive, i will now be posting my food rants here
          tonight’s food rant shall be about panda express’ orange chicken and spring rolls and/or egg rolls
          so usually my panda express order is orange chicken over fried rice with either a side of their spring rolls or egg rolls and some sweet and sour sauce. it’s pretty basic but y’all it’s so good. also it’s lowkey a lot of food and when ever i order it i always tell myself i’m gonna eat it all but i always end up eating till i feel sick and saving the rest for lunch the next day. ugh the way the rice absorbs the orange chicken saucyness and then when you can poor the sweet and sour sauce over the spring roll, AHHHHHH IT JUST HITS THE SPOT. anyone wanna come get panda express w me i’d be so happy
          
          also tell me what other foods y’all want me to rant abt! (and if you want me to tag y’all in these or not)

you should grace us with your beautiful and meaningful rants here too so we can come back to them ‍♀️