Hey whore-cruxes,
I'm Dyls
I come from Quotev but post here on occasion.
I have lived since I was born.
And I will continue to do so until I die.
I'm an antisocial teen from Ramsghetto.
I like sloths, playing violin, I swear a lot and I'm fabulous.
I'm mix race and better than you at everything, except sleeping.
I'm a sarcastic bitch, and I hate life; need I say more?

I read, watch anime and raid the fridge at 4am.
I am one of those bastards who will forget what I'm saying mid-sentence.
I promise I'm going to be the one that gets you into prison.
And you will be my bitch. (I dare you to bend over for that soap)
Most of the time, I dislike the main character and prefer the villain.
My favourite pony is Trixie. And my favourite troll is Tavros.
One day I want to be an author of my own books, so I can make you pay to read this shit I post.
Don't nag me, I'll update when I want to.
BYE

I update on Thursdays and Sundays (if not, daily)