Suspect 3:


Alias: The Holy Vine Lord

Real name: Unknown

Gender: Female

Weapon of choice: A really thick book (Because as John Mulaney will tell you, "Phone books don't leave bruises.")

Often described as: sleep deprived, not actually funny

Likes: Gilmore Girls, all things Marvel

Dislikes: Blue cheese, her big ass feet

Character traits: Way too sarcastic, no filter, and 100% that bitch