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Salvete, wonderful people of Wattpadland.
          	 
          	Ok, I need everyone to be aware of my incredulity, so, HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT APULEIUS' METAMORPHOSES ARE ALSO REFERRED TO AS "THE GOLDEN ASS"???? WHAT IN THE UNBELIEVERS IS THIS SHIT, I mean, I know that it doesn't really mean that, but EVERYONE'S LIKE OH YEAH THIS IS AN EXCERPT FROM APULEIUS' GOLDEN ASS, OR LIKE, I ABSOLUTELY LOVED APULEIUS' GOLDEN ASS, APULEIUS' GOLDEN ASS WAS SOO GOOD, APULEIUS' GOLDEN ASS WAS A PLEASURE TO HAVE IN MY HANDS, TODAY WE'RE ANALYSING APULEIUS' GOLDEN ASS, THIS ARTWORK WAS INSPIRED BY APULEIUS' GOLDEN ASS like, in my language, we use a word with the same denotation of "donkey" and I know ass also means donkey, but two days ago I didn't tf

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Salvete, wonderful people of Wattpadland.
           
          Ok, I need everyone to be aware of my incredulity, so, HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT APULEIUS' METAMORPHOSES ARE ALSO REFERRED TO AS "THE GOLDEN ASS"???? WHAT IN THE UNBELIEVERS IS THIS SHIT, I mean, I know that it doesn't really mean that, but EVERYONE'S LIKE OH YEAH THIS IS AN EXCERPT FROM APULEIUS' GOLDEN ASS, OR LIKE, I ABSOLUTELY LOVED APULEIUS' GOLDEN ASS, APULEIUS' GOLDEN ASS WAS SOO GOOD, APULEIUS' GOLDEN ASS WAS A PLEASURE TO HAVE IN MY HANDS, TODAY WE'RE ANALYSING APULEIUS' GOLDEN ASS, THIS ARTWORK WAS INSPIRED BY APULEIUS' GOLDEN ASS like, in my language, we use a word with the same denotation of "donkey" and I know ass also means donkey, but two days ago I didn't tf

mrtambourineman

Have you watched The Game from David Fincher?

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@mrtambourineman FAX
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mrtambourineman

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@e_Energy_juice_  OMG SLAY yes 12 angry Men is AWESOME I'm so glad you liked it I agree with everything you just said. You're bound to expect that 12 white dudes sweating in a room for six hours is gonna be the most boring shit on earth but it's SO GOOD
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@mrtambourineman also, they way you described the emoji *chef's kiss
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mrtambourineman

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cgt7zcCgr_f/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

e_Energy_juice_

@mrtambourineman lmao she seems lovely
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mrtambourineman

@e_Energy_juice_  PLS THE GIRL FROM MY TEAM WHO FOUND ME HERE AND I SAY IT AAAAALL THE TIME LMAO IT'S JUST TOO MUCH
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e_Energy_juice_

And now I'm going around the house shouting "hEy" at random times
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mrtambourineman

I JUST SAW A VIDEO OF HARRY SPEAKING ITALIAN THAT I HADN'T SEEN AND IT DID SMTH TO ME AND MY SEMESTER OF STUDYING ITALIAN AND SINCE YOU'RE ITALIAN I JUST THOUGHT I'D FREAK OUT WITH YOU

mrtambourineman

Lol* wtf
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mrtambourineman

@e_Energy_juice_  I wish that weren't the case cuz then my irl friends wouldn't have found me ll
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@mrtambourineman lol it is, I'll be sure to embroider something funny on it (I mean, I can't embroider but I'd try for you). Can't say the same about you cuz your pfp is too fabulous for anyone else to have <3
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@mrtambourineman your post about Pansy Division made me inspired so I did this on my jumper while listening to Homo Christmas at 3 am because I'm gay
          https://i.ibb.co/k0ZK4Sq/IMG-20220308-141203.jpg

e_Energy_juice_

I'm sorry who is this guy? Am I sensing some, may I say, misogyny? And why is he so pressed.
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mrtambourineman

And I'm like no bitch it's cuz I'm a general hater I wouldn't even give them that chonce
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mrtambourineman

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@e_Energy_juice_  i didn't remember this conversation lmfao but yeah he's so fucking lame. Do you know that each time I say I don't like someone (a male) he ALWAYS assumes it's because they've rejected me?
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mrtambourineman

Heeey thank you sm for voting luv it means a lot

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@HandL2809  heeey they're reading my fic I had to thank them
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HandL2809

@mrtambourineman AGAINNNN somewhere already before I am T-T
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No problem, the pleasure is mine
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