e_alexi

✨life update:
          	
          	I've had a momentary lapse in judgement, and basically greatly overestimated my ability to study effectively for my finals. Apparently during exam season my brain decides to take the ADHD in me to the next level and my procrastination is currently unparalleled.
          	
          	I have decided, for my sanity and for everyone else's, to upload the rest of the chapters up towards the end of May - which if you really think about it isn't thaat far away. 
          	
          	I shouldn't have said that, that set of a tiny bit of panic inside me.
          	
          	Anyway, byebye darlings see you soon xx

e_alexi

✨life update:
          
          I've had a momentary lapse in judgement, and basically greatly overestimated my ability to study effectively for my finals. Apparently during exam season my brain decides to take the ADHD in me to the next level and my procrastination is currently unparalleled.
          
          I have decided, for my sanity and for everyone else's, to upload the rest of the chapters up towards the end of May - which if you really think about it isn't thaat far away. 
          
          I shouldn't have said that, that set of a tiny bit of panic inside me.
          
          Anyway, byebye darlings see you soon xx

clairdelunebynana

Hii, i just wanted to come on here and ask if you could take a read to my newer book unwritten rules! I think you'd take a liking to it!

e_alexi

@clairdelunebynana loving the new book...❤️
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e_alexi

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thank fuck. everything that needs to be up is up now. i've lived up to my promise (albeit 1 day late but stiLL...)
          
          and i've kinda changed some of the chapters so even if it seems like I havent posted all the chapters, everything is there i swear.
          
          pls let me know if its not and if i fucked anything up (kindly)
          
          ty
          xxx

e_alexi

Heyy....
          
          So basically idk if anyone noticed but I momentarily unpublished Collide... :)
          
          MOMENTARILY pls don't leave me forever I actually might cry.
          
          I swear its just for today (and maybe like a few hours tommorow), JUST until I manage to edit everything. 
          
          Basically I read through it (yes I know it sounds self-absorbed but I am amazing (joking...I love myself but not that much)), and I realised how messed up it was that some of my chapters were like 4000 words and others were 1000 words so I shall be fixing that and it will be re-uploaded SHORTLY.
          
          Sorry if I interrupted any reading sessions I probably pissed you off I'm sorry you can yell at me after I upload Chapters 40-42.
          
          Okay bye bye darlings
          
          xx

e_alexi

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Woah okay minor fuckup on my part. I thought I posted this announcement on Friday but apparently not...how fun for me!
          
          Okay basically I can't remember most of the shit I said but here is the super short version:
          
          1. I've run out of my pre-planned pages for Collide and basically can't publish any other chapters until I turn the contents of the shit-fest in my brain into a comprehensible plot so yeah...
          
          2. Remember that time like 3 months ago when I mentioned there's a new book in the works? (If not literally just scroll down a few centimeters it's right there.) Anyway that book is still remaining a mystery for the moment so fingers crossed I actually get around to posting it.
          
          In any case, that's my info dump for now. According to everything going on in my life right now, chapters will begin rolling out before the end of March so fingers crossed please and wish me luck that I'll stay alive under the crippling anxiety of endless college assignments.
          
          Or not, you know I'm not like forcing you to do it or anything.
          
          But do it if you want to get more chapters cos I kinda need to be alive in order to write the book so....
          
          xx
          
          [I applaud your patience if you read until the end.]

e_alexi

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Hello my lovelies, 
          
          First little mini surprise; my updating schedule for Collide has changed!! (insert applause)
          
          It used to be saturdays 10am EST but now it will be every saturday and wednesday 10 am EST, starting with yesterday. 
          
          I pinky promise to update i swr. 
          
          Second little surprise... 
          
          There is another book!
          
          I mean obviously there's another book after Collide but I mean there is another book altogether. New characters, new plots the whole shitworks.
          
          Stay tuned if you feel like finding out more, if not then i dont give a fuck its your life.
          
          (I just kidding i give so many fucks. A billion fucks. A pangea sized fuck if you will. Pls dont leave :( )
          
          In any case, sorry for that info dump and if you somehow got to the end and are reading this then congrats, i don't know how you managed to read through my rambling without getting infinitely confused. 
          
          If you just skipped to the end, then i don't blame you. Here's the condensed version.
          
          1. i am updating every Saturday and Wednesday 10am EST for Collide (yay!)
          2. there is a new book which will be released at some point in the near future but i kinda gotta figure out my schedule and how to not basically kill myself under a fountain of ideas
          
          see you later
          kisses
          xx

clairdelunebynana

HYY, i love collide and im super glad another book is coming!!  btw i was wondering if you could by any chance take a bit of time to read a bit of the book im writing!!
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cup1d1sdumb

I laughed so hard while reading this, yappers unite
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e_alexi

Happy New Year!!!!
          
          What the heck its 2025 I cant even...
          
          (I'll keep this short)
          
          Wishing you all a very merry (slightly late) christmas and a wonderful new year! I have so many surprises for 2025. All will be revealed... ❤️❤️❤️