e_the_owl_man

Ten bucks says he breaks up with me within a week.

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Not this weekend, I meant today 
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Hi I’m so full of shit he legit came over this weekend and we played Mariokart and watched gravity falls and cuddled the whole time and kissed so L bozo to two nights ago eiden
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e_the_owl_man

Ten bucks says he breaks up with me within a week.

e_the_owl_man

Not this weekend, I meant today 
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e_the_owl_man

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Hi I’m so full of shit he legit came over this weekend and we played Mariokart and watched gravity falls and cuddled the whole time and kissed so L bozo to two nights ago eiden
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Dude I was listening to Pass the Axe and o had this horrible cursed though.
          
          RuPaul’s Drag Race… but for ✨creepypasta✨
          
          ICP would be the song of so many ‘lip sync for your life’ section.
          
          OH MY GODS AND IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE FOR THEIR LIFE NOT JUST LEAVING THE GAME-

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IVE FIGURED IT OUT. WHY IVE HYPERFIXATED ON MHA AND KNOW SO DAMN MUCH ABOUT IT.
          
          I first started watching it in November of 2020 and I had gotten covid! While I was legit having a mental breakdown about it, I wanted to do anything BUT worry about it, so I binged My Hero for the first time. I finished it in like two weeks. It was also something that an ex-friend really wanted me to watch and it reminds me of her. And all of the things you connect, like I even have a theory for why Todoroki is half/half like he is (look up “why chimera cats exist”). It’s a really big comfort show, even if the fandom can suck.

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Sometimes I wonder. Like, what if when applying for a job or a college, they somehow gain access to my Wattpad? To all of the comments I’ve left? All of the stories I’ve read? They’ll probably assume I have a massive screw loose. The internet is scary.

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I’m in a group chat with a bunch of people for this advanced school program I go to and someone openly transphobic got added on accident and I bashed that mfer.
          
          Like, I’m talking facts, I’m talking common knowledge, I’m talking all the things that needed to be covered that weren’t opinions. This man even sent an article he read the title of without reading the rest and it defended me, not him. It was sooooo hilarious.
          
          He even added friends to the chat to back him up and one of them said “[m/n]” you’re embarrassing me in front of the smart kids” and “you’re getting bashed by future Ivy League kids.” THEN THE LIKE 30 FRIENDS LEFT AND AFTER THEY DO THIS MAN SAYS “alright let’s leave boys”. It was so funny omfg-

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^^And that people who are different from the gender they were assigned at birth, you’re completely valid no matter what anyone says 
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Oh but moral of the story educate yourself before being an a$$hole < 3
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***my boyfriend is coming to my house to drop something off and he’s almost here and I thought our moms were going to meet each other but they actually can’t and I’m so wracked with anxiousness cuz it’s so windy outside and my brains like “oh they blew off the street and it’s your fault” I-***

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Update: I shouldn’t have been worried, he’s the best person in this goddamned world
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PLUS THEYVE NEVER MET MY PARENTS AND OF COURSE THE ONE DAY HES GOING TO OUT OF THE BLUE (blue~) DROP OFF SOMETHING MY DADS AT MY MOMS HOUSE AND I DONT KNOW IF HE KNOWS THEY COMIN TO DROP SOMETHING OFF AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY MY CHEST HURTS SO BAD-
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