kidd

WTF CRAPPIE YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY AND YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAAAATT

Happy birthday! You said it was on Monday and it's still Sunday here, but still! 

my birthday is on monday...let that sink in....MONDAY....WHERE THE HELL DID TIME GO-

by this time you should be;
          in bed, asleep.
          
          if not, i will lovingly ✨beat✨ your ✨ass✨ and read you ✨fluff✨ and ✨smut✨ until you fall asleep. ✨

I JUST FOUND A GOOD ASS BOOK HELL YEAH BITCHESSSSS

can't believe I'm here complaining about being bored when I have 100+ animes on my list to watch...

bruh I can't believe wattpad used to be my top used app...cause now it's tiktok again and legit I hate every book I've tried reading this month like I've tried reading 10-15 books but they all predictable...

I'm fucking reading a book series and I'm on the 2nd book and people be calling the mc a bitch cause she left the love interest like damn call the love interest a bitch cause he's the one who made her choose him or getting justice for hundreds and hundreds of lost lives and also for herself so stfu, go cry about her being a bitch with the crybaby suck ass love interest while I'll help the mc kill a bitch

chile...my brother just came out of his room and he saw me in the kitchen and his face morphed into him looking constipated like homeboy if you're struggling to shit please don't do it in front of me you nasty bastard....turns out he was mad cause I was in the kitchen when he was finally not lazy to just lay in his bed and he wanted to be alone...I see you my dude i see you, but please refrain from showing me how you possibly look while constipated my dude

IT HURTS SO BAD