eat_a_pillow

I hate having feelings for a person that probably doesn't even know I exist

do you ever just cry because you can't do math

I'm drinking orange juice rn and now I wanna drink an orange

at school today a kid went in a full blue body suit and said he was a blue dildo. A BLUE FUCKING DILDO

My brother just said "Goodnight Mayonesa" Because I'm pale as fuck, then my mom told him "Goodnight baked bean" when she walked past us. I'm fucking sobbing. 

I'm hiding in the bathroom rn hiding from my cousins that I have to babysit. Send help, I don't wanna be here. It's been an hour already. 1 hr and 30 mins left of this torture. 

I HAVE SCHOOL IN THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES. HELP ME

MY NOSE IS BLEDING, AND I LOCKED MYSELF IN A CLOSET, SOMWONE HEKP ME

I'M FULLY FUCKING VACCINATED AND I MET THIS REALLY CUTE GIRL WHEN I WAS GETTING IT, BUT MY DUMBASS FORGOT TO GIVE HER MY NUMBER :')

Why do people who get a white and black dog always name them Oreo, why not Straight or Emo Candy cane?