Hi Welcome to Chillies.

I had a good fucking bio until I deleted it like a moron that I am.

I don't make good decisions, and I blame them on my short height and lack of serotonin and norepinephrine produced by my brain. 

I am juggling life as best as I can (clearly not, I'm writing this at 2 am). 

I live on twitter, drop your @ so I can follow you (no terfs or crazy stannies) 

Knowing vines isn't a personality trait, but I brag about it like it is. 

"You know that moment when you scroll through someone's old instagram and you accidentally post the entire declaration of independence." - Richard Nixon