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I love marvel, Netflix, planning murders, cooking, and dad jokes. If you follow me, follow @niamhkill .
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Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing. - Tony Stark
RIP : Tony, Loki , Natasha, Steve, Clint, Thor, Bruce. I'll always miss the og avengers
I like to edit things, and I'm happy to take requests via commenting on my joke book. I will post them in a new book. All I ask in return is that you vote on it and follow
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eatmytoenails
Sep 01, 2020 06:52PM
Don’t you just love parent logic? 13 is to young to watch venom, but 11 is perfectly fine......................... BENCH YOU WHAT?View all Conversations
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Ellie's Big Book of Dad Jokes
If you want no friends, use these. @niamhkill , thank you for putting up with me having memorised this. Pls r...
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Edits made by me, mostly marvel but I'll take requests via comments on my other book ❤️