ebItCh_lAsAgnAe

8 YEARS

ebItCh_lAsAgnAe

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Logged on for my yearly "holy shit it's been (*insert number* years)". Well, holy shit it's been 7 years. Like that one Lukas Graham song.

perfectdegeneration

dude I miss you and can't find any way to message you (my old discord got taken down)

ebItCh_lAsAgnAe

@perfectdegeneration sorry if I'm bothering you. Idk if you'll get this but have you found a way to message yet? 
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ebItCh_lAsAgnAe

@perfectdegeneration omg im so sorry i somehow only saw this now, hoping you're still on wattpad
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ebItCh_lAsAgnAe

Omg it's been 6 years

alprazolam_xa

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No fucking way
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nottyourmans

it’s been 6 years daddy. i really really miss you
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bashinginmybrain

How do I use Wattpad help??? 

ebItCh_lAsAgnAe

I HAVE AWAKENED TO CONGRATULATE YOU ALL ON PRIDE MONTH

-Magickas

@ebItCh_lAsAgnAe where’s the straight pride month? (I kiss women)
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Heavrrrr

Are you the one who sent out the ad looking for hot milfs? 

Heavrrrr

@kakyuin Put the information in an envelope, address it to Sparky or Princess Diana and leave it at your nearest mcdonald’s for collection. Cheers love
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Heavrrrr

@kakyuin To receive the hot milfs I’m gonna need: your full government name, your home address, your social security number, the name of your grandmother, your favourite colour, your credit card number, the numbers on the back, your favourite bubble guppy, your favourite teletubby, your current location, your birth certificate and a picture of a dog 
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nottyourmans

oh my god hello do you remember me

nottyourmans

i’m good too bro i don’t see u that often anymore 
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ebItCh_lAsAgnAe

I'm like hey what's up hello

perfectdegeneration

Greetings and salutations my good sir 
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ebbageiryd

Hello , I’m tired but good , hello again
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