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Baldwin IV would not fw the people i don’t fw so i feel good knowing that. My goattt

u bring out the chalant in me 

Hatred so real you had to post their bullshits and your puns here

People who say 
          “My ‘i love you’ means everything” are delusional,  so when you say it, the stars align and the tectonic plates shift? Is that it? Does the Oxford English Dictionary send you a royalty check every time those eight letters leave your mouth? I didn’t realize your vocal cords were laced with divine stardust. Is there a backflip involved? Do you stick a landing on a moving unicycle while whispering it? Because unless you’re performing Cirque du Soleil maneuvers mid-sentence, it’s just a Subject-Verb-Object construction, you absolute poet laureate of the delusions. ‘They mean everything.’ Truly, Shakespeare is shaking in his grave. The birds stop singing. The wind holds its breath. History books will be divided into two eras.. Before You Said ‘I Love You,’ and After. What’s next, does your ‘Good morning’ solve world hunger? Calm down, Dante. ☹️

I feel so spezial to be on ur following

I'M FUCKING SOBBING YOU'RE SO MAD 

Some of you have such big mouths that your French kiss includes Belgium, violates the Treaty of London, and effectively forces the British to mobilize their entire Mediterranean fleet.