Greetings and salutations, dear reader! My name is Raven and I am 156677 years old Vampire.

 I am also a proud member of the elusive and enigmatic species known as the "Wattpadian" When I'm not busy staring at a blank page, trying to summon the muse of creativity with a magical incantation (i.e. repeatedly hitting my head on the keyboard), I can be found indulging in my favorite hobbies - procrastinating, drinking coffee, and contemplating the meaning of life (or, more accurately, the meaning of my latest plot twist).

My stories are a unique blend of humor, heart, and occasional existential crises, and I promise to take you on a wild ride that will leave you breathless, teary-eyed, or just plain confused (depending on the day).

 So buckle up, my dear reader, and join me on this crazy adventure we call "writing".

-Raven