Maybe I should write a PREQUEL to Scarecrow's Secret because in the first chapter it was all like "ooh pretty lady named Evalyn" and Evalyn was like "handsome man named Jonathan" then they talked and Harley bursts in, stopping their conversation and going batshit crazy over something that happened that with Edward that we didn't fucking know! Then years later, Eva and Jon were getting fucking MARRIED and shit and her dad Comish Gord was all like "hmph meh hmph. I still don't trust this son of a bitch" and then years later. Eva was givin god damn birth and was so brutal she had to be outwith people who weren't M.D's and then she had that wee fucker Daniel and then another two years later, SHE HAD ANOTHER FUCKING BRUTAL PREGNANCY WITH CARALYN!!! Then fuck what their life was like with them brats, it cuts to them being chased by some fucker named Kelly and her minions then BAM! Ev's dead. Police show up. Jonathan blames himself yadda yadda yadda. The end
