Hi Im Ice, The Ice Prince. 
Reading your works make me laugh. 
Are those the best you can do? Ha! 
I will probably not even try and waste my time making one, all of you might think of it is stupid or nonsense. 
That is because I know you won t even understand a single bit because of exaggerated details and deep english, you will probably need to shift tabs to open your dictionaries just to understand a single phrase. So, I wont even bother making. And you call yourselves authors? Overly exaggerated eh? Anyway, its hard to use simple words on people like you. Really, its hard. 
Good day Humans!