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finally a working lady which means no more late nights reading fanfiction about harry potter’s dead dad 

i have a fuckass job interview tomorrow and im so unprepared 

walking past your dad in public, him looking at you and not even acknowledging your existence is the type of shit no one prepares you for. you’re my fucking parent not a stranger jesus. 

im gonna have a bitchfit i cant find any good jeverus fics im fuming ive been searching for two hours on wattpad and ao3

seeing scorpius and albus having implications of being in love healed something in my drarry soul

in london still cant get my mind off this damn girl. why tf have i let my life be taken over by a MASC LESBIAN. fml

I’ve been obsessed with Katie B for like 2 weeks and ive just now realised she looks like the girl i want but cant have. Life is ruined. 

i’m so hungover and all i want is a mccrispy but its breakfast. 

i love life
          

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