Nice to meet you, I'm Edward Elric the Fullmetal Alchemist!
Badass title right?
People often mistake my younger brother Alphonse to be me but I AM THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST, GOT THAT?

I don't like milk, I don't understand how you people drink that poison
🌈I'm GAY🌈
Why would you ship me with Mustang, just why? He's an old bastard that's obnoxious and arrogant

What did you just say?
*growls*
DON'T CALL ME SHORT OR LITTLE OR PIPSQUEAK OR CHILD OR SHRIMP OR MICROSCOPIC OR SMALL OR-

Don't be afraid to message me, I swear I'm a nice guy
I am
I swear
Why don't you believe me?


Hello I'm A, the admin of this account! If Edward's not here (which is impossible because he's addicted to this app), then I will answer as " ~A "
It's very rare that I'll be here, 99% chance that you will be talking to Ed 
That's all you need to know  (: