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I shuffle a playlist knowing full well what song I want to listen to then get mad when the song I wanted doesn't play

im so cool i just turned a 999 like video to 1k

where are all the missed messages fans on wattpad? like, i know yall have played at least ONE of angela he's masterpieces of games.

The American dream is taking your kid's birthday money to buy new floors

franmaya is under rated

IF YOURE SEEING THIS NOTIFICATION, READ THIS ITS FUNNY
          
          
          SO I WAS SAYING HOW I WANTED THE ACE ATTORNEY TRILOGY FOR CHRISTMAS IN CLASS TODAY AND ME TEACHER WAS ASKING ME ABOUT IT AND I TOLD HIM ABOUT HOW THE LEGAL SYSTEM WAS A LITTLE WONKY IN THE GAME AND HOW THE CREATORS TRIED TO AMERICANIZE IT SO NOW WE HAVE "JAPANAFORNIA" AND SOME GIRL LOOKED IT UP AND SHE GOES "I LOOKED IT UP AND ONE OF THE PICTURES HAS A JUDGE LOOKING GUY SAYING 'YOU ARE NOT A CLOWN YOU ARE THE ENTIRE CIRCUS'" AND THE TEACHER SAYS "THAT IS MY NEW FAVORITE SAYING" AND NOT GONNA LIE IM SCREAMING

OH GOD 2021s GONNA PULL A JUNJI ITO I JUST KNOW IT

lets play “i watch narrated junji ito manga while on zoom call and see how long it takes for the teachers to notice how terrified i look”

i want to write about a ship so rare you can get salmonella from it