NEWSFLASH: These few years, we all know Japan’s birth rate has been declining. And it’s not just the real world too. As more and more Western characters take the stage, many beloved favourites fade into obscurity.
However, this year, a massive upward spike has happened. More and more Japanese-based video game characters are going to be released, but not in the way you think. Capcom’s representative character, Ryu, has reported a positive pregnancy test. And he’s not the only one. Kazuya Mishima from Tekken has also announced his expectancy.
In other news, an obese biker with a denim jacket, blue eyebags, brown hair and a mustache with way too much gel on it has been seen fleeing from Nintendo to Konami to Capcom to Namco, and we predict he’s going to Sega next. Report if seen.