eggranaway

niche experience - the nd struggle of fixating on a 2000s show and loving it with ur whole heart and then it drops the casual homophobia/transphobia (scrubs)

eggranaway

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eggranaway

can someone tell me more of those mocking names for white people and straight people bc theyre so funny pls 

luvtism

CHALK COLONISERS
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lustisms

white people:
            1. children of the chalk
            2. descendants of dandruff
            3. mayo monkeys
            4. untitled documents 
            5. enemies of the sun
            6. bleach demons
            7. ranch raccoons
            8. printer paper 
            9. glue gorillas
            10. #ffffff
            11. white witches
            12. chalk colonisers
            13. powder rangers
            14. mayonaise munchkins
            
            straight people:
            1. zebra crossings
            2. emo skittles
            3. greyscale
            4. black, white and royal grey
            5. colourless kittens
            6. 1950s TV
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eggranaway

“you aren’t one of those people who draws themselves completely different from how you actually look” hell yes i am *patriotic eagle noise*

kiosbxxch

  or me drawing myself with the most unrealistic haircut whom physics and gravity cannot be applied to, and wearing the most extravagant arabian silk and accessories, when irl I'm literally just a short brunet lmao
            @eggranaway  
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eggranaway

me after drawing myself with the most beautiful skrubkly long swooshy vibrant anime harry potter movie four haircut ever when in reality my hair looks like that of a dead clam 
            @shushuuwa
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kiosbxxch

  finally found my ppl
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