@eggsnorter
You are amazing
You are beautiful
You are kind
You are loved
You are so fricking hot that you burn everyone around you
(send to five people)
@eggsnorter next time your next a bully think "im so fricking hot and their so fricking ugly and imma burn them to a crisp"
sorry for my disappearance husband :(
hiiiiiiiiii
hru wifey
❤️
*throws confetti at you*
you have just been
✨CONFETTIED✨
send this to 10 other people to pass on the confetti
HI HUSBAND
@acid_eater i’m goodddd hruuu i really don’t wanna go to school today bc it’s day 2nd my period i’m gonna die
HII BABESS I MISSED YOUU
HEYYY BAEEE
HII BABEEE
chat my bsf called me and we were talking about the pjo show and she kept going on a rant about how she was so mad the characters’ races weren’t right and i was like MA’AM?! YOU DO NOT HATE ON MY POOKIES LIKE THAT
LIKE HO DO YOU WANT ME TO JUMP YOU?! I WILL THROW HANDS IF YOU HATE ON MY QUEEN LEAH ONE MORE TIME
@eggsnorter THATS WILDDDDD YOU CANNOT LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND SAY THAT LEAH IS NOT THE PERFECT ANNABETH, ARYAN IS NOT THE PERFECT GROVER, AND WALKER IS NOT THE PERFECT PERCY OK LIKE RICK RIORDON OUR FUCKING UNCLE RICK CHOSE THEM
cough medicine is the most diabolically disgusting thing to ever exist on human earth