eggsnorter

chat my bsf called me and we were talking about the pjo show and she kept going on a rant about how she was so mad the characters’ races weren’t right and i was like MA’AM?! YOU DO NOT HATE ON MY POOKIES LIKE THAT
          	
          	LIKE HO DO YOU WANT ME TO JUMP YOU?! I WILL THROW HANDS IF YOU HATE ON MY QUEEN LEAH ONE MORE TIME

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@Dallas404490 FR BRO I WAS BOUTTA THROW HANDS I WAS NOT HAPPY
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Dallas404490

@eggsnorter UH UH FIGHTT CAUSE I DONT PLAY ABOUT MY POCS ESPECIALLY CAUSE IM ONE
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eggsnorter

chat my bsf called me and we were talking about the pjo show and she kept going on a rant about how she was so mad the characters’ races weren’t right and i was like MA’AM?! YOU DO NOT HATE ON MY POOKIES LIKE THAT
          
          LIKE HO DO YOU WANT ME TO JUMP YOU?! I WILL THROW HANDS IF YOU HATE ON MY QUEEN LEAH ONE MORE TIME

eggsnorter

@Dallas404490 FR BRO I WAS BOUTTA THROW HANDS I WAS NOT HAPPY
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Dallas404490

@eggsnorter UH UH FIGHTT CAUSE I DONT PLAY ABOUT MY POCS ESPECIALLY CAUSE IM ONE
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just took a chewable tablet for my cold, and WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY PUT IN THOSE THINGS?!
          
          IT TASTES LIKE FUCKING POISON
          
          
          I WAS PHYSICALLY GAGGING

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@Iateurdogat3am STOP I MEAN SHIT
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@Iateurdogat3am literally it tastes like someone shut in cereal then liquified it to be medicine
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Iateurdogat3am

@eggsnorter I'm convinced the flavors they put or the flavors there is in any medicine is 'Edible Ass' like defaq
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new theme and im in love

l3mons0cks_234

SO IF U SEE THAT I BLOCKED U ON PINTEREST ITS BECAUSE OF THAT
          
          
          
          
          
          
          IM SORRY BUT I DO NOT WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE
          
          
          
          
          
          PLEASE DONT BE MAD

l3mons0cks_234

@eggsnorter thank you my queen ‍♀️
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@l3mons0cks_234 ig ill forgive you this once pookie
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l3mons0cks_234

@eggsnorter DONT PUNISH ME (do it) THATS A JOKE (no it not$
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l3mons0cks_234

POOKIE DONT FEAR
          
          
          I BLOCKED YOU ON PINTEREST BECAUSE MY MOM CHECKS MY PINTEREST
          
          
          
          I FI DIDNT BLOCK YOU SHE WOULD HAVE SEEN OUR MESSAGES AND SHE WOULDVE KILLED ME BECAUSE SHE DOESNT KNOW U
          
          
          
          
          
          WE CAN DTILL CHAT THROUGH HERE JUST NOT THROUGH PINTEREST BECAUSE SHE CHECKS MY PINTEREST AND IF DHE SAW THE MEDSAGE SHE WOULDVE ASKED WHERE U ARE FROM ABD I AM NOT GONNA TELL HER I FOUND U ON HERE

eggsnorter

@l3mons0cks_234 THATS SO DEPRESSING POOKIE
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l3mons0cks_234

HEY MY BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS SKIBIDI SIGMA WIFEYY. HOW ARE YOU TODAYY
          
          
          
          
          
          RIGHT NOWWS
          
          
          
          IM CURRWNTLY ON MY WAY TO A FRIENDS HOUSE GO WATCH THE SUPERBOWL 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          WHAT ABOUT YOU MY BELOVED QUEEN

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@l3mons0cks_234 OKKK SRY I DIDNT ANSWER MY STUPID FUCKING WI-FI WENT OUT ILY MY POOKIE
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l3mons0cks_234

@eggsnorter OK MY QUEEN
            
            IM PICKING THE EAGLES BECAUSESO FAR THEYRE WINNING
            
            
            
            I DONT REALLY LIKE SPORTS THATKUCH SO IM ACTUALLY HERE AGAINST MY WILL SO DONT WORRY MY POOKIE WOOKIE COOKIE SKIBIDI SIGMA
            
            
            
            IM WITH YOU
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eggsnorter

@l3mons0cks_234 IDK I DONT WATCH MUCH SPORTS BC OF MY MOM SO WHOEVER YOU WANT TO WIN MY POOKIE WOOKIE
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honestly had a pissy day today
          
          first i had to wake up at fucking 7am on a SATURDAY for my stupid JOB at a horse farm
          
          then we worked in the rain all day which SUCKED ASS
          
          then i went to dinner with the fam but waited for a table for over an hour and spilled my delicious amazing  scrumptious sprite all over my dad
          
          it’s fine now though bc my pookie dookie wookie cookie wifey made it all better 

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@l3mons0cks_234 don’t get killed my skibidi alpha sigma sexy pookie wife
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