I'm an alien. 
My name is Ehuro. 
My age is precisely 12,080. 
I'm from Pluto.


At the moment, I'm human. 
My human name is Jordan. 
My human age is 17(i'd like to think that)
I live in California. 


I go to the gym. 
I work. 
I have a cat. 
I am, thee basic bitch ever. 


I has a weird obsession with cheese. Just the smell, the texture and taste is so pleasing to me. Don't judge me. 


On this earth for 43 years. Took identities of the time I've been on planet 234 - you humans called 'Earth' - and I haven't been expected. I've been studying the human and they're the utmost complicated.


 #EDITED #TRURH #IAMREALALIEN #OFFICALALIENACCOUNT #THEEBASICBITCH