Hey. Guess this is a profile, huh?

There was a time, my children, when a person could make money through the mere arrangement of words on a page. Those days are gone, but the art remains. There is, in fact, a certain cathartic freedom toward the divorce of expression from, uh, basic human survival? As such, one gravitates toward form with no purpose, expression with no value. I believe we call it the Fan-Fic?

So, yes. At one point I was responsible for a big hunk of the English language versions of Naruto and Ouran High School Host Club for Viz Media, along with other stuff like a long-out-of-print line of Junji Ito books for Dark Horse. I used to write about and for videogames. I used to do a lot of things.

If you want to contribute to my potential to do more things in the future, you can shuffle over to my Patreon! That's a thing people do, right?

Otherwise, just enjoy what pours out of my brain and pools in the deeper recesses of the Internet. Lap it up, kiddos. Neuro-juice. Can't even get it in bottles anymore!