reading about different birth control methods and feeling deeply unserious about it, like that tweet that’s like “what are we doing to our BEAUTIFUL QUEENS?”
it was beautiful. i accidentally took drowsy allergy pills instead of non drowsy, so if i disappear know i’m probably sleeping on my couch or something.
also polly is having one of her ‘moments’ and the only thing that’s been playing in the store today is young m.a. … how do i politely ask her if she’s a lesbian