Heyo, 
My name is Laura, 
I tend to call people cactus and spork, especially when they're as adorable as your beautiful face ^.^ 
Basically i have a story and i want people to read and i also want friends so flick message me and i will message back bc im basically an internet hobo (ahem phan cough) but yeah i love you all and i follow back bc why the cucumber not. I also have a habit of replacing words with inanimate objects. 
Anyways i think thats abouts it stay adorable cacti (and yes i goggled that its a thing)