lana

its fun teasing subby little boys

"who goes therEe"
          " may i remind you I AM wilford warfstache and i take no shit from nobody"
          "goodevening ladys and gentlemen"
          -wilford warfstache

bro boob...like ong

if markiplier isnt casted in the new fnaf movie im gonna kms

id glady suck my bfs cock i just want everyone to know

Idk why I like idiots I really like airheads my bf is an idiot and I love him he's my idiot and same with a bunch of ppl IV fell for for example I was watching one piece and instead of falling for someone like Zoro I fell for fucking Luffy...luffy the cute idiot he acts cute and acts like an airhead and I'm completely in love the fact that him and my bf are similar makes it even better if you also like Luffy you should go read that story in my reading list it's really good but the author left it at a cliff hanger and I'm gonna cry if don't get another chapter 

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i have a confession i hae a crush on monkey d luffy idk why but i have a thing for airheads theyre so cute ngl my bf reminds me of luffy but def didnt log back on here to read luffy x reader fanfiction theres def not one in my readings list

theres a difference between fat and loose skin. i lost alot of weight after i quit sports and meaning i lost muscle which it turns into loose skin; i could be sitting in my moms room playing with my skin from my stomach and get it to look like it has a face and its frowing  once my mom is finally off the phone i go"look mom" showing her the creation i made with my own skin she then rolls her eyes and me "lana youre not fat".. excuse me?! i didnt say i was fat not once did i say a word of me being fat in this situation i turn to her and go this isnt fat mother its my battle skin she looks at me disgusted and walks dowstairs after i yell to her mom this isnt fat its loose skin she always thinks that i think that i am fat now i do tell her im insecure about the way my stomach sticks out even though how skinny i am (i learned now its called a fupa) and that i dont like the extra skin from my arms and legs i never called none of them fat when i was talking to her but she took it as mom i hate that im fat im a fat piece of shit and want to die (i think i have called myself fat once in front of her to piss her off but thats about it)

my parents are havin sex help