liz

Bro i just had the best belphie hc-
          So, yknow those cow print birthmarks? Theres alot of them, but theyre only on the right side of his body.
          And also, he has lil cow ears-
          In demon form ofc-

Holy shit this song is a banger

I got sad becaue i started thinking about how nobody from obey me exists so i started listening to are you ready and im listening to it for the 5th time
          This is what menstural cycles does to you
          I am crying over anime men because thwy dont exist
          I need a therapist 

Bruhhsjajs
          I had a volleyball game last night
          We wonnn :D

Alright, so im bored, so imma write head cannons of how the obey me cast eats oreos
          
          Lucifer: eats only the cookie part, scrapes the cream off with a butterknife and gives it to mammon
          
          Mammon: only eats the cream part that lucifer gave him
          
          Levi: literally DROWNS it in milk
          
          Asmo: says he doesn't eat them, but shoves like, 10 in his mouth  in the middle of the night
          
          Beel: eats the wole package
          
          Belphie: eats it from the top, like, cookie, then the cream separately,  and then the other cookie separately 
          
          Diavolo: slowly licks off the cream before eating he cookie 
          
          Barbatos: eats them like a normal person
          
          Simeon: eats them with a fork and knife
          
          Luke: only eats the cream, feeds the cookies to cerebus
          
          Solomon: turns them into potions

damn, school starts tomorrow, bloody hell 
          i really dont wanna go to school, but theyres really not much i can do about it-

you know that moment when you realize you literally don't have a single straight oc-
          like, villans, hero's, anti heros or just regular people, theyre all atleast bi/pan, damn i have a problem with making all my chars gay.
          i mean, people do say that you tend to self reflect onto your characters, yes?
          the thing i find dumb are the people who say its homophobic that i have villan queers, and literally ignore every other character i have, like that one lesbian villan is the only lgbtq character, and like im not bisexual myself-
          and also, people who say im fetishizing gay relationships, again, im literally bisexual and have been in multiple relationships with women, and besides, literally like, all my lgbtq relationships are hella fluffy and cute, i almost never make smut of them