kidmoncher

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What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here
          Well, I could be more specific
          Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, you know
          For the sake of all of us earthlings out there
          Just wanted to say:
          We love the Earth, it is our planet
          We love the Earth, it is our home
          We love the Earth, it is our planet
          We love the Earth, it is our home
          Hi, I'm a baboon
          I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
          Hey, I'm a zebra
          No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
          Am I white or black?
          I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)
          How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
          You drink milk from my tits (Moo)
          I'm a fat, fucking pig
          I'm a common fungus
          I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole
          I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up
          And I'm Kanye West