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@hailstrife 
            
            what  does  that  have  to  do  with  me  ?  if  you're  late,  that  is  your  problem.  hmph..   it  looks  fake.

@hailstrife,   /  please  /  i'm  already  running  unbelievably  late  to  this  work  event.   i  swear  this  won't  happen  again!   i'll  pay  for  it  tomorrow,   you  have  my  word.   ah,  uh..   take  my  watch  as  collateral!

@hailstrife  /  phainon is not having a good day. at all. he gets rained on trying to pick up some pastries to treat himself (see mydei) and proceeds to forget his wallet. bakery owner mydei bc we need that

@hailstrife  /  they're stupid after reconnecting after a long while, and ofc we have the phainon 'i think im unintentionally homophobic but im actually not maybe potentially' shit. ROOMMATES who took some time away for a lil bit.

@hailstrife 
            
            and  have  you  nag  my  head  off  ?  you  stayed  up  late,  letting  you  rest  was  the  best  choice.  plus,  breakfast  in  bed.

@hailstrife,    you  went  without  me?   ouch.  mm..   thanks.

@hailstrife / phainon ily / roommates

@hailstrife 
            
            you  agreed  to  this  when  we  moved  in  together,  what  changed  so  much  that  you're  acting  like  this  ?  be  honest  with  me.  if  you  don't  want  me  leaving,  what  do  you  want,  phainon  ?

@hailstrife,   i..   i  didn't  say  that!   the  guys  you're  bringing  back  to  have  sex  with  /are/  strangers.   youre—   you're  not.

@hailstrife 
            
            hmph..     happy  ?  we're  the  only  ones  in  this  home  again. is  this  how  you  want  it  to  stay  ?  or  do  you  want  me  to  leave  along  with  the  so  called   'strangers'  ?

@hailstrife / PRE-roommates evil hand rub

@hailstrife 
            
            just  because  it  /feels/  like  plastic  doesn't  mean  it  is  !  look  at  the  bottom,  does  it  say  that  it's  safe  for  microwaves  ?  you're  paying  for  this,  moron.

@hailstrife,   it  looked  plastic!   it  felt  like  plastic! 

@hailstrife  /  modern roommates bc. they were roommates. the classic 'the cup didnt look like it had metal on it so i put it in the microwave and it started glowing'

@hailstrife 
            
            pft,  it's  fair  given  the  script.  my  back  for  your  heart.  you're  not  the  only  one  i'm  interacting  with.  don't  get  too  worked  up  about  it.

@hailstrife,    costs,   schmosts!    are  you  saying  you  don't  want  to  spend  more  time  with  me?   ouch..   way  to  stab  me  in  the heart!  

@hailstrife 
            
            hmph,  keeping  me  around  any  longer  than  they  need  to  is  extra  costs  they're  not  exactly  /willing/  to  pay,  unless  they  have  to.  are  you  so  eager  to  hinder  them,  'deliverer'  ?

@hailstrife 
            
            every  last  drop,  phainon.  i'll  wait.  

@hailstrife,    is  that  a  challenge,   mydeimos?

@hailstrife 
            
            alright,  i'll  stay  and  make  sure  you  finish  it.

@goldwev,    oh,   i'm  quite  sure  they  qualify  as  squabbles!   i've  seen  more  coherent  debates  between  the  children  roaming  the  city  square,   lady  aglaea. 

they are not squabbles.  i ask him questions with no sugar coating or hesitation,  but as you can see—  he doesn’t wish to meet me in the middle.   it matters none,  stop with your storybook comparisons.

@goldwev,     my  lips  are  sealed~      i  would  say  your  squabbles  with  professor  anaxa  are  much  closer  to  a  fight  between  the  chimeras  than  a  debate.