So, uh... Fuck, what am I supposed to say...? 
Well, first off; I'm a female. Don't let my username give you any weird ideas. I just happen to like goats, so I made my alias a goat. I also thought that he would be a slut because, well, why not? Slutty goats are awesome. I think. 

In case you're wondering if I'm crazy or something, then I'll let you know that I happen to have a boyfriend, meaning that I do have a social life, so screw you person that thinks I'm crazy. 

Welp, I don't write fan fiction, high school stories, or teen comedies. So if you're into that stuff, well, there are plenty of other stories. 

Uh... Bye, I guess.