Hello Peoples of the Interweb. I'm EmeraldWarHorse (Sorry, no real pen name for me) and I write... things. Don't get me wrong, they're not well written or anything as fancy as that, hell they're mildly insane in some instances, but they keep me entertained and it's something to do. If you don't like the Wheel of Time, we can't be friends.
Things I like And Things I am
Also, Dark Souls is one of the best things on earth.
-Sleep
-Archery
-Martial Arts (Kung-fu, Kendo and aikido to be specific.)
-Writing
-My English Teacher
-Cars
-Computers
-Poor Organization
-Many other things that I'm not going to list.
Personal(ish) Facts
-6'3"
-Blue Eyes
-Straightish Dark Brown Hair
-Built like a house (a particularly fat one at that)
Somewhat Random Things
-Luna (Harry Potter) Is the absolute best character -_-
-I play Bass Guitar (I prefer acoustic bass but I don't have one... YET)
-I used to play Piano
-Entertaining TV Shows: How I met Your Mother, Doctor Who, Nikita, Babylon 5, too many others to list.
-Enjoy the colors Blue, Red, Green but mainly blue.
-I eat sushi and cry when I can't afford it.
-I enjoy drawing even though I have the ability of a squirrel given crack then thrown out of a plane...
- JoinedAugust 31, 2014
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- 3 Published Stories
![Insane, Senile and barely Living by emeraldwarhorse](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/43990433-288-k133425.jpg)
Insane, Senile and barely Living
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Welcome to my slow to grow collection of insane short stories. Here you shall find a mix of insanity, horrid...
![He Who Hides from Flame by emeraldwarhorse](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/44252990-288-k392969.jpg)
He Who Hides from Flame
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Welcome to America gone to hell. A slightly co-op story with Merc315. This is a different story, in the same...
![The Fall of a World by emeraldwarhorse](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/43669133-288-k787954.jpg)
The Fall of a World
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The government collapsed. Not just in the U.S. Everywhere. Russia, Germany, Spain, Romania, everywhere. Now I...