Hello and welcome to the Capitol, home of the hit TV show: the hunger games!

Whilst you stay with us, feel free to enjoy the hospitalities offered by our numerous avoxes and our free to use spa days (I heard that the head masseuse worked on President Snow himself) 

I'm sorry-- I've not heard of this rebellion that you're talking about-- Katniss? I've never heard of that name, you must be confused dear. But don't worry, I'm here to guide you through this new extravagant world!

Not only that, but I'm also the host of the games, so remember-- may the odds be ever in your favour!