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"'Lonely, vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children'," I said.
          He laughed. "That's why."
          "What?"
          "That's why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates an adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are."