MissalinaVanceTommo
"'Lonely, vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children'," I said. He laughed. "That's why." "What?" "That's why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates an adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are."