unlemony001
Bruh stop killing me i'll kill you right back
emmanuel_heffley
@Milkshakecats_ That’s what he wants you to think. He and Rodrick threw me in the washing machine last week.
emmanuel_heffley
emmanuel_heffley
Diese Nachricht könnte beleidigend sein
As one once quoted, ahem, ‘fuck this shit i’m out’
I cannot take this household anymore, I’m being pushed to my limit. Rodrick continued to insist he’s not gay while hiding in his closet as Greg then expressed his unusual hate for tricycles.
emmanuel_heffley
The pizza was mediocre at best…4/10 wouldn’t recommend.
emmanuel_heffley
It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been abandoned. Morale is low…and I think I hear Fregley from afar. My incompetent brother was the cause of this, I shall get revenge.
-heather-hills-
@Susan_Momarific Listen up prude! If you tell my parents, I will sue you for EVERYTHING you have.
Susan_Momarific
@-heather-hills- I am going to have to talk with Rodrick about this. 'Sleeping' with my son is severely inappropriate for your age and I will be contacting your parents!
emmanuel_heffley
I will dominate the world one day, that is a promise.
Susan_Momarific
@emmanuel_heffley Emmanuel Heffley! I told you to clean your room, not to make your brothers clean it for you!