@emmaswissisbae
You better FUCKING respond or I will start writing hardcore BDSM Tristie smut
tryna write this book i started on ages ago and its really really bad
pls take me out on a date where they serve giant oreos
maybe gonna try non fiction again... or idk is fiction better??
the best thing ive made is noah swiss
legit tried to write a steve jobs pov
worst idea ever
Your FUCKING EX is on FUCKING WATTPAD ("but not like that, perv!")
logging off cause somebody made tea... bloody brits
@disgurlisonfire BLOODY? B L O O D Y You. Are. Joining. The. Cult. Of. Brits. Also, thanks to Phyllis Fuckshit, I have been swept into the world of "SWEDEN SHOULD WIN EUROVISION!"
EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA YOU'RE HERE
unpublishing we were stars in 1 week... READ NOW
@disgurlisonfire You should really change your password by now... you giant orange tree :P