s t a y i n g    u p     s o     l   a   t   e     t   h   a   t      e   v    e   r   ything is freaking hilarious♥


*someone telling me a story* 
   Out Loud: Oh my god thats so cool!   In My Head: I. don't. care.   


DID YOU KNOW?
Its impossible to say 
"Good Eye Might"
 without sounding 
Australian?

I think they should create
an over-weight barbie. To prove all shapes
and sizes are Beautiful


When I eat broccoli
I pretend that I'm a huge dinosaur eating a tree.

Party hard, make mistakes, laugh endlessly.
do things your afraid to do.
After all, your only young once. 

You have no idea how happy i get
when the phone rings and it's you♥ (u know who u r...)

*taking a shower*
                               too hot.
                              *turns knob one centimeter*
                                    WELCOME TO ANTARCTICA.




Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!
Elementary school: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Middle school: Oh my gosh, I'm not a baby.
High school: SPONGEBOB FREAKIN' SQUAREPANTS LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!!!!  

s t a y i n g    u p     s o     l   a   t   e     t   h   a   t      e   v    e   r   ything is freaking hilarious♥


H   A  H   A  H   A  H   A  H   A  H   A  H   A  H   A  !
Oh wait, you were serious?

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You sayVampires
I say Wizards
 You say Team Edward
I say Golden Trio
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say fangs
I say wands
You say Robert Pattison
I say "Is Cedric Diggory" SO SHUT UP..!!!!!!!

Love is like a glass door. 
Sometimes you don’t see it, and it smacks you right in your face.