collab account



person 1: cupcake

name: Aly

bisexual

personal account: alykitten
 
about: I'm Aly and I'm weird, short awkward, fabulous, I don't care what people say I is NOT CUTE! IM EVIL! *pouts * fear me! I LOVE MAKING FRIENDS!!!!! c: 
 I love p!atd, crime shows, AoT, candy, coffee, kitties, and almost everything. I is taken by the cutest guy ever. SO STAY AWAY! I own stabby stabs and will kill you!

fears: SPIDERS BECAUSE THEYRE MEAN, Jeff the killer, scientology, and my love finding someone better..

I do have trouble with depression and anxiety but it's okay

I'll let you meet my emo best friend: captainemosquirrelthethird (my nickname for her only I can call her that) =^.^=

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person 2: Death.

Okay. I know what you're thinking. 
'Jamee, you can't be THAT fucked up.'
Oh how wrong you are~
I am probably the most fucked up person you will ever meet. 

Before you leave, let me explain.
I use humor to cover up the fact I have crippling depression. I often make jokes about myself and (as you can probably already tell) I have 'very high self-esteem'. Note. The sentence you have just heard is complete sarcasm.

My name is Jamee and I'm gay. 
I prefer they/them pronouns but be my guest to also use masculine pronouns. I just can't stand feminine pronouns for me. I apologise.

I'm hella gay and I often make references about it. A fair warning for the near future.
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Aly: Follow us We wove you!

Jamee: Alyssa its not like we can force them to do whatever we want by saying that we have their family in our basement and if you don't follow us you'll never see them again. *Looks into the camera with a creepy grin*

Aly: *tackle hugs emo* be nice

Jamee: *hisses and runs away to their datemate*

Aly: Grrrr. If you message us say who you wanna talk to. Bye!!