You! No, there's no one behind you! Stop looking around awkwardly, I'm talking to YOU you lovable, book-reading imbisile! You, yeah you! Thanks for joining the darkside, if I ever meet you I will give you your complimentary cookie and hug right away. Sorry, you'll have to wait since Willie Wanka never gave out his transporting secrets before he disappeared in a weird chocolate accident... *looks suspicious* 

I hope you have had a blast while reading all of these delectable and JUICY stories on Wattpad and hope that one of mine can add to that ever growing list of books you keep stashed away like they're your own privite stash of no-no goodies! 

"But, they're so bad... THEY'RE GOOD!" You're probably squealing at me from your computer screen. 
"Shh, shhhh..." I whisper to you as I play Karkat in this game of madness and pat you're head, making soothing 'shhh' noises to you, the ever so twistedly gorgeous Gamzee, "It's all right. This is the internet, we don't judge here... Unless you're a Vriska, then we have every right!"

Read, immerse yourself in my books and... Aw, the hell with this! Just read and comment! Tell me what you like and don't like! All this describing and reffering is making my head spin!!

-Eileen