@emygrl
@emygrl99 OMG, GURL. Are you on here... Like, ever, any more? I miss you so much it hurts. :( I just wanted to know if you could sing, since I sound like a dying whale. Oh! You wanna move here? DON'T MOVE HERE. IT WILL RUIN YOUR HAPPINESS. I can't either to be honest... But I try a lot. xD I'd die too to be honest. I messaged you because it's Liam's birthday and TIU is out today and I miss you. I want you to talk to me again!
@NiallComeHere xD Oops.. but seriously, why do you wanna know? :3 /:< well at least I'm the older one in this relationship thing Yes! Let's make a separate account just for our torture ditches xD Oh hush, you'll be fine :p xD So yeah, philosopher and sorcerer means the same thing :p I've never had tea actually.. Which is not good since I'm planning to move to England xD I can't climb trees http://25.media.tumblr.com/fcb1ef039cbdd246b5a8f7bb25e0b094/tumblr_mpfznr0IBW1sqp2d7o1_500.gif This is all I have to say. xD I meant the people who are dying from confusion because of our conversation, but OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE FOR ALL OF OUR HEROS TO FOLLOW US RIGHT BEFORE WE DIE?? I would probably die of a heart attack first :o
@emygrl99 also, I changed the new story's name from Simple Deception. :)
@emygrl99 You're not conceited... You are a GOD. xD Okay, okay, but truthfully, it's sorta conceited. No, no, no. I AM DAN. I know. I think we need a /joint/ torture ditch. :) Of course it is Carrie! OF COURSEEEEE. She has an awesome voice. You.. disappoint me. I wish you would try and read them more... In the land of Tea and Crumpets (I hate tea so that is invalid) it means someone who philosophies and sort of a kind of magician who creates things. I THINK. Fetus Niall... Humph. That is amazing. I do nothing since I have discovered Wattpad and YouTube. I used to climb trees, go out... Now I sit at home, curtains drawn, writing. Sad life, right? Dan is just mesmerising... The day they follow me is the DAY I DIE.
@NiallComeHere Ugh fine *pouts* I still wanna be Dan though.. I SING SO WELL EVERYBODY THINKS I'M SECRETLY A GOD xD Holy cow that sounds conceited. I think I can sing, everybody says I can, so yeah, I can sing xD Why do you ask? :3 Curse you evil alpacas.. I would add you to my torture ditch if it wasn't for a fact you aren't from wattpad.. xD Okay good, I got worried for a minute. Who else could I fangirlwith if you weren't a fangirl anymore?? D: Carrie as in itswaypastmybedtime? Wait that's stupid, I know who she is xD She has a pretty voice ^-^ I'M SORRY Y-Y I haven't had time to re-read Harry Potter like I've been meaning to! But I /am/ rewatching the movies whenever I get the chance to so I WILL REDEEM MYSELF! Ohh, so yeah, I guess they do know muggle cuss words xD Go figure Philosopher? I dunno, they're someone who philosophizes? xD According to dictionary.com, a philosopher is 'a person who offers views or theories on profound questions in ethics, metaphysics, logic, and other related fields.' So there you go :p What does it mean in the Land of Tea and Crumpets? :3 xD I know, there's no contest that fetus Harry Styles was wayyy cuter than fetus Harry Potter. Fetus Harry Potter /is/ still cute though :3 xD You'll understand when you start reading the book, I promise Haha same here, I check youtube like every hour or so to see if there are any new videos up from anyone at all cause I just have that much of a social life xD *content sigh* everything about Dan Howell is beautiful.. Well I hope they Follow me before they die, at least
@emygrl99 If anybody else reads our conversations, they might die from confusion.
@emygrl99 I can't be Phil because I'm less innocent than you. I am more dirty, more vulgar. Basically more. I am especially meaning more to the F.A.A. Can you, like, sing? 'Cause I have as much tune to my voice as an alpaca. And we all hate alpacas. No, no. I' STILL obsessed with Dan&Phil, but my NEWEST obsession is Carrie. AHHSHKLSDHKLSHKLSD. Best video? LAHWDS! She shouted Bitch. *glares angrily and pouts in a corner* How can you not knoowwww? Hey, question... What does Philosopher mean in 'Murrica? I've never found out and I wanna know. Fetus Harry Potter is beaten hands down by fetus Harry Styles. Just sayin'. Good, now you can bask in shame for not knowing what Molly shouted. You just confuzzled me with Amity. Whhhaaa? Hmph. I lovee love love Dan now. Like, he's now one of the most important sections in my brain. My mind just repeats, day in, day out, 'Has he posted another video?' His eyes are so pwetty. And his voice, and his body and his personality and his... booty. I lava chu.
@NiallComeHere Yeah it is /: I had to do it though or else it would be put in my school schedule which really does not have room for another class! It was either gym during the summer, or take either Spanish or Choir off my schedule to fit it in during the school year. Since I rather like Spanish and Choir, I chose to exercise during the summer xD Which I honestly didn't mind that much except for the fact I sucked at nearly every sport and I was tired afterwards :p You weren't obsessed before?? Oh god what happened when I was gone?? xD I actually don't remember.. It's been a while since I've read/watched Harry Potter *shy please-don't-hurt-me smile* Aww why not? D: xD But I wanna be Dan! Why can't you be Phil?? >.< Oh yeah, you call is the Philosopher's Stone in England xD It's the Sorcerer's Stone for America :p I'm rereading/rewatching it too omg that's weird! Hehe.. fetus Harry Potter :3 so adorable *content sigh* No, but I have to read it for my summer English assignment so I'll find out eventually :p WHOO DAUNTLESS! :D The funny thing is that I would actually be Amity (you'll understand eventually xD) Hehe.. He has such beautiful eyes, that's all I could think about when he was right next to the camera in Phil is not on fire 4
@emygrl99 *Deep breaths, Jax, deep breaths* She's alive. Okay, I can deal. :) *le fake, shaky smile* Ah, babeeee. Don't pinch yoself. That's rudeeee. Ew. Gym. Is that like... exercise? Because I think I'd rather eat chocolate and cry over the perfection that is One Direction... and Dan & Phil and Carrie, whom I am now obsessed with. Yeah, that or, "Merlins pants, saveee meeeee!" xD Uh, uh! Contradictory statement, miss. What did Molly scream as Bella died? Hmmm? Yeah, thought so! No, I do not. I suck at internets. Just 'cause I'm terrible at that. My whole life is on YouTube and Wattpad, and I know about nothing else. I have no idea how to control Gifs, dude. Tumblr? Another thing I can't get a hold of. :/ Sure you were, Phil to my Dan. Y'know, Imma call you Phil. Just 'cause I can. *evil laugh* MY FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS. I need help. AH, RE-READING PHILOSOPHERS STONE. SDHASDFJASFJSDFH. THE FEEELLLLSSSS. Ordered The Fault In Our Stars. :) Have you read it? Is it good? After TFIOS I'll order the Dauntless series from our local library, just to make you happy. Okay? Okayyy! *imagines shirtless Dan fighting alpacas* *drools*
@NiallComeHere Oh my god I'm soo sorry! My summer gym and color guard bother started up so for the past month I've been too exhausted to do anything D: Summer gym is thankfully over now though so yeah, oops.. I AM NOT DEAD, I PROMISE- wait, let me check.. mmhmm, yeah, okay, I'm not dead. I now have a pinch mark to prove it :3 Damn you Harry Potter! That's what Voldemort should have shouted as he died xD Actually, I don't think wizards would know muggle cuss words, would they? It'd just be even more hilarious cause everyone would just be like "What?" xD That reminds me.. do you know where I could find a website that turns youtube videos into gifs? I want to make one with one of Dan's old videos :3 I'm not sure what it's like being busy.. the entire past month has been a blur of physical exercise, and I'm not even exaggerating this time. Bit it's kinda nice being busy, gives you something new to do oh god I'm starting to sound like my parents o.o TUMBLR SAVE MEEEEE NOOOOO don't report this to the queen! It wasn't my fault! I was kidnapped and forced into doing it! Pleaseeeeeeeee Oh yeah, you battle those Alpacas Daniel B)
