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these chicks don’t even know the name of my band and they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands so i get off stage right drop the mic walk up to these hot chicks and i’m all like sup ladies my names slim shady i’m the lead singer of d12 baby and they’re like omg it’s him back my omfg it’s him

cheeks clenched
          back arched
          lips puckered
          knees buckled

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