Crazy Frog

I'm bored, anyone wanna talk?

This might seem really needy, but is anyone willing to make me a cover? I made the original one eons ago, and it looks kinda bad- it doesn't matter if nobody wants to, but I would be really grateful if you did... so yeah peace out:D

I'm tired now, goodbye- oh yeah, I wanna talk to people so talk to me. Tell me anything and everything. I can't guarantee I won't laugh at you, but think of it as if I'm laughing with you;) that sounds really mean, but the truth hurts people

Random fact no. 3: I'm tiny (around 5 foot 1). For some unknown reason I won't grow. It's crazy considering I've had a long lasting relationship with food. That's right bitches. I'm in a relationship. With food. We've had our ups and downs (mostly ups), but me and food have been going strong for the best part of 14 years.

Random fact no. 2: I live in the UK

Random fact no. 1 about moi: I'm Indian- oh yeah:) does that make me more swag than before? Oh yeah! It's great being Indian- people automatically think I'm clever:D

I'm just gonna post random messages, until somebody reads my crappy chapter

I wrote another chapter, I'm tired now, enjoy, let me sleep, give me food, don't bother me for about six months, love you all for reading:)

Hmm so I updated, after ruddy ages. It's inexcusable and terrible and I'm a dastardly fiend, and you probably don't love me anymore and I'm a witch and just a generally bad person...
          But yes chapter 17 of Badass She wolf is up

Don't love yourself. Lucky I'm here to help you then:)