enna_likes_beagles
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I just remembered I saw two people kissing once. Outside. I was in 6th grade, it was disgusting. Still is. How dare you. High Schoolers. dfnksjdfhsalkjdhfjdmjkhfkasjkfdidskfkdnsaskdhdksndfk
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Do my parents think I'm straight?
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Hello, Everyone, I hope everyone is Fine and Dandy. I know I am.
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I've decided that my life goal is to meet Steve Carell
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Should I write more Children of Tomorrow?
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Imagine if Padme was like how Natalie acts in Natalie Raps (SNL) Because that would be amazing and I want a pt 3 of Natalie Raps (Please)
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Am I the only one who wants a sit com about if Padme survived and Vader (With the suit) and her for some reason stayed married? No? Just me? okay. But if Natalie Portman played Padme I would fricking die.
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Soooo how ya doing? @detective_Quackson and @monkeyluv134?
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@enna_likes_beagles YEH- I'VE WATCHED ALMOST EVERY STAR WARS MOVIE- but I mean I'm watching a live stream rn, so like............ shm-
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@Detective_Quackson CraZy. I wANT tO wAcTh sTaRwArs while LisTenIng tO PiNa CoLODas.
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I was listening to church this morning and they said to give to the eternal rest Enna Sigler (My name) and @monkeyluv134 and I were so scared for a second and I realized that they meant my great grandma not me.
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@detective_quackson was tired of my lady We'd been together too long Like a worn out recording Of a favorite song So while she lay there sleeping I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns There was this letter I read "If you like piña coladas And getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight In the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me, and escape" I didn't think about my lady I know that sounds kind of mean But me and my old lady Had fallen into the same old dull routine So I wrote to the paper Took out a personal ad And though I'm nobody's poet I thought it wasn't half bad "Yes, I like piña coladas And getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon And cut through all this red tape At a bar called O'Malley's Where we'll plan our escape" So I waited with high hopes And she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady And she said, "Aw, it's you" Then we laughed for a moment And I said, "I never knew" "That you liked piña coladas And getting caught in the rain And the feel of the ocean And the taste of champagne If you like making love at midnight In the dunes on the cape You're the lady I've looked for Come with me, and escape" "If you like piña coladas And getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight In the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me, and escape" "Yes, I like piña coladas And getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon And cut through all this red tape At a bar called O'Malley's Where we'll plan our escape"