enna_likes_beagles

I just remembered I saw two people kissing once. Outside. I was in 6th grade, it was disgusting. Still is. How dare you. High Schoolers. dfnksjdfhsalkjdhfjdmjkhfkasjkfdidskfkdnsaskdhdksndfk

enna_likes_beagles

Soooo how ya doing? @detective_Quackson and @monkeyluv134?

clovie_clover

@enna_likes_beagles 
            YEH-
            I'VE WATCHED ALMOST EVERY STAR WARS MOVIE-
            but I mean I'm watching a live stream rn, so like............ shm-
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enna_likes_beagles

@Detective_Quackson CraZy. I wANT tO wAcTh sTaRwArs while LisTenIng tO PiNa CoLODas.
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clovie_clover

@enna_likes_beagles 
            fIne aND dANDy!
            How about you?
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enna_likes_beagles

@detective_quackson
          was tired of my lady
          We'd been together too long
          Like a worn out recording
          Of a favorite song
          So while she lay there sleeping
          I read the paper in bed
          And in the personal columns
          There was this letter I read
          "If you like piña coladas
          And getting caught in the rain
          If you're not into yoga
          If you have half a brain
          If you like making love at midnight
          In the dunes on the cape
          Then I'm the love that you've looked for
          Write to me, and escape"
          I didn't think about my lady
          I know that sounds kind of mean
          But me and my old lady
          Had fallen into the same old dull routine
          So I wrote to the paper
          Took out a personal ad
          And though I'm nobody's poet
          I thought it wasn't half bad
          "Yes, I like piña coladas
          And getting caught in the rain
          I'm not much into health food
          I am into champagne
          I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
          And cut through all this red tape
          At a bar called O'Malley's
          Where we'll plan our escape"
          So I waited with high hopes
          And she walked in the place
          I knew her smile in an instant
          I knew the curve of her face
          It was my own lovely lady
          And she said, "Aw, it's you"
          Then we laughed for a moment
          And I said, "I never knew"
          "That you liked piña coladas
          And getting caught in the rain
          And the feel of the ocean
          And the taste of champagne
          If you like making love at midnight
          In the dunes on the cape
          You're the lady I've looked for
          Come with me, and escape"
          "If you like piña coladas
          And getting caught in the rain
          If you're not into yoga
          If you have half a brain
          If you like making love at midnight
          In the dunes on the cape
          Then I'm the love that you've looked for
          Write to me, and escape"
          "Yes, I like piña coladas
          And getting caught in the rain
          I'm not much into health food
          I am into champagne
          I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
          And cut through all this red tape
          At a bar called O'Malley's
          Where we'll plan our escape"

enna_likes_beagles

ITS THE DEATH OF A BACHELOR
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