- " Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship "

- "Good girls are bad girls that never get caught."

- "Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman."

- "Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results."

- "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

- "Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up."

- "You can do anything, but not everything."

- "Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths."