update: survived. unfortunately.
hit my lowest point in a long time and my brain responded with “you know what would fix this? revisiting every fictional universe you’ve ever loved.”
reader, it kind of worked.
reread Harry Potter. then Percy Jackson. then somehow speedran The Hunger Games and developed a completely normal (lying) obsession with Haymitch Abernathy. Unhealthy amount of time just for watching Sunrise on the Rising trailer.
rewatched the movies.
rewatched Pirates of the Caribbean because apparently jack sparrow is medicinal.
then i remembered i’m not actually meant to function in the real world.
i’m supposed to be wandering around panem with a bow, attending camp half-blood, committing academic crimes at hogwarts, or sailing the caribbean with questionable pirates.
instead i have bills.
deeply offensive.
then i found the Off-Campus series, became an elle kennedy addict, and now i’m counting the days until The Bad Idea.
also, Japan releasing The Odyssey in theaters two months late should qualify as a human rights violation.
thank you for coming to my ted talk.