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I have excellent news: the next chapter for my cringe ass Herobrine X reader fanfiction is the sex one. im writing sex. and theyre gonna kiss and everythibg
          bad news, though: as it turns out, I am not very good at writing gender-neutral smut. I worry that if I leave everything too vague and up-for-interpretation it would be a confusing and boring chapter, and generally difficult to read. 
          My options are: 1) prioritise one sex and assume all readers fit into that, which I am unwilling to do. It’s rare enough to find X-Reader fics that are truly gender-ambiguous, most fics it seems assume the reader is female, and while I don’t fault female writers for writing what they know, not being included in fanfics drives me a bit bonkers quite frankly. 
          Option 2) is to write two different chapters for either sex (while still keeping pronouns neutral), which still isn’t ideal for a number of reasons. Without getting into the nuance of gender and sex being nonlinear, AND the conversation about being top or bottom, I am a bit of a lazy sod and I fear if I had to write four versions of the same chapter you lot would have to wait like two years
          Option 3) is to just write whatever the fuck I feel like writing, since there are no stakes here and realistically this is not that deep because I’m writing in a dead fandom for an audience smaller than the average AA meeting
          
          Anyway I’d like to hear some thoughts on this, a large portion of the chapter is written anyway, I’m just stuck on descriptors for the body of a gender-universal self-insert placeholder. At the end of the day there will always be some aspects of a Y/N that I don’t even think to account for, which is a shame but what can you do

i have acquired the Wattpad app. through blood, sweat and tears, I have finally succeeded in pressing the download button on a free app. it was hard, almost killed me, but I did it. jokes aside there was nothing stopping me besides my stubborn refusal to deviate from routine but I’m on the app now which means I can be active and maybe actually write??? like actually write stuff?? probably not but I’m crossing my fingers and hoping. turns out I had a whole chapter of this Hero X Reader fic locked and loaded from January that I just never uploaded,, oops. I’ll get on that within the next 3-5 business days shrug
          
          I haven’t read the godforsaken thing in months but I reread it tonight, and it was quite fun. I was actually really upset when I reached the end because there was nothing more to read, and just before I was about to write an angry email to the author, I remembered I am the author. very excited to pick writing up again, although I think we all know by now how unreliable I can be in that department. I promise I will get this fic done no matter the cost
          
          that’s all for now, hope everyone’s year is going good so far. peace

howdy y'all. sorry i disappeared, i got into a toxic relationship that set off a monumental crashout, and also my best friend committed suicide. been writing on and off, rewriting the entirety of warm bodies only not shit this time. also, i broke my chromebook, because of course i did, so i will repair it over christmas so i can get back to writing and uploading, in the meantime i'm working on the crusty old family laptop that takes twenty minutes to load anything, so bear with me. i see that wattpad has an app now. the sorry bastards needed it to be honest, the website has been broken and near-unusable for years, i haven't checked it out yet but if the app allows you to publish from mobile that'd benefit me greatly, saves me having to battle this piece of shit laptop whenever i want to update you. hope you've been having a good year so far, hope it hasn't been as shit as mine. shoutout to my american homies, y'all have been absolutely going through it, sucks to see. peace

And They Were Roommates is now at 54 pages, and i had to go back and re-read the whole thing tryna figure out the time period it takes place over. theres so many inconsistencies and chronological errors and none of it makes sense but i suppose it doesnt have to; its a gay fanfiction of my ocs. 
          in other news im considering doing a q&a of all of my fics, if youre interested in a q&a leave your questions under this post, if i get enough questions ill open a new wattpad book for them and try to answer them. it can be about any fic ive written, just specify which one youre asking about. i also wont answer questions about myself irl because i want to keep the mystery alive /hj

Can you PRETTY PLEASEEEEE continue the herobrine x reader story..Finding good herobrine x reader is hard these days..

And They Were Roommates is at 44 pages on the google doc. shit dude you could call me a professional yapper

writing chapter 14 of And They Were Roommates, shits getting crazy this chapter and next chapter. preemptive content warning for SH and gore. our scene queen Avery makes another appearance, typing it out now, will be out at some point in the next few hours. might also write some entity herobrine gay stuff while im in the mood to write. stay tuned

Hahah, I love my job.

Pretty good stories  10/10

spent an hour trying to guess my password when it took five minutes to just reset my password, but whatev i have it now and im not gonna lose it again. ive written a note and stuck it on my tv saying "this is your wattpad password, dont forget it again you stupid twit". big dump today, see yall in a decade or two