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Where is tiny Hylian part 2
          

Hi ^^ I'm follow u, I like your writing :)
          I like loz too

Shoiiiiit I’ve fallen knee-deep into a zelink how DARE me?????????>??
          
          It’s good though. Rly good.

“I love this ship,” you say as you exit the pure, holy site of Quotev and enter Wattpad. 
          
          “I LOVE this ship,” you say as you exit the coven of Wattpad for AO3, deleting your search history in the process.
          
          “How much do I NEED this ship?” You question as your mouse hovers over the fanfiction.net link.
          
          “I need it.” You sigh, staring down an empty word document. You are desperate. Your shit writing skills are the only thing keeping your ship alive. You have exhausted all other means. The world is ending. 
          
          *true story*

*sees botw fanart*
          *it is mildly suggestive*
          *has several nosebleeds*
          
          *sees botw fanart*
          *it is nsfw*
          *mom is worried about the nosebleeds now*
          
          *reads botw fanfic*
          *...it is less than holy*
          *mom: r u ok? Ur bleeding a lot lately*
          
          *WRITES botw fanfic*
          *heheheee......*
          *Mom: u need a doctor*

Whenever I start a new fanfic, I always give it at least one to two chapters. You know why? Sometimes, authors have a weak beginning but a strong, rich middle and end. The number of great fanfics that I might’ve put down because of a crappy prologue are innumerable. 
          
          And besides. I’m happy to give reads to authors who put their work out here in the deep dark inter webs. It’s hard. Trust me.

Pros of writing gay stuff: 
          Gay
          Cons of writing gay stuff:
          THeY hAvE the SamE FriKING PROnOUNS????

BEEDLE: 
          Roses are red,
          Violets are blue, 
          Will I be in botw 2?

BOTW 2 IS COMING OUT???!!!! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHEN???!! AHHHHHH I FEEL LIKE WRITING FANFICTION ABOUT IT GAWD

Ayyy yo bros
          I’m thinking of writing a new fic. It’s essentially BoTW but reversed — Link is the Prince and Zelda is the knight... (yea -_-)
          
          I was wondering if it’d get reads before I commit.......... Cause I’m lazy