Revali

Merry christmas to everyone except link

devil may cry

I've recently discovered a musical artist by the name of Jose Suicidio. His melodies touch my soul in ways not even Radiohead can. Take a listen to his work in Spotify, you'll be blown away, the same way I blew up a bokoblin outpost yesterday

The upcoming "Superman" movie seems to have a great cast and David Corenswet is a marvelous choice for the titular hero. I can only hope that in this movie they showcase how Superman's power of flight was actually inspired by yours truly.

Oh right there aren't any Lynels left to bomb 

Three months into 2024 and I haven't done any writing whatsoever. Maybe bombing some Lynels will give me inspiration

Happy New Year (and a very late Merry Christmas) from yours truly! I have been very busy as of late, but I promise to try writing new stuff this year. Here's to a better 2024!

I was assigned to a mission outside of Rito Village for several weeks and when I come back I find out THEY'RE MAKING A LEGEND OF ZELDA MOVIE. WHY DOES THAT LITTLE TWINK GET HIS OWN MOVIE BUT NOT ME

I have finally, after over 200 hours, 100% beaten Tears of the Rito. With that said I have come to the inevitable, inescapable conclusion that... this game is garbage. Why? Because I'm not in it. Now, of course, if I was, I would've easily killed Ganondorf before the Upheaval and the game wouldn't even happen in the first place, I get it. But c'mooon, wouldn't it be so much better than having to play as that lucky little twink?
          //In all seriousness, this is my new favorite Zelda game and if it doesn't win GOTY I will be livid

Ladies and gentlemen, today is the day! The Legend of Ravioli Tears of the Rito is officially out on the Nintendo Switch. Go buy it and do nothing else but play it for the whole weekend. Here's a quick guide on how to play it: press A to repeatedly kill Link to prove you're better than him. That's it. That's the game