HEY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF THE WORL-WATTPAD!!! I'm Baker. *removes sunglasses* Verity, Baker.

I AM THE CREATOR OF THE EPIPHANY AWARDS!
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So, let me tell you a bit about myself:

+ I'm quite the weirdo. Like no one can compare to me. Oh yeah? You want to bet? I once flew to Canada to say hi to my mum. Nothing more, just a hi.
Ha, now look who's talking.

+ I'm very competitive. Once I forced my brother to fight me (I won, duh!) just so I could use it for future references when he called me a loser.
It worked.

+ I guess I can dance. I mean, I likeeee dancing but I dunno if I'm any goodddddd...

+ I loveeee books, obvi. Especially vampire, action and humour!

+ I am *aaachooo!* years old.
Gosh, I need to get that cold checked out.

+ I live in, OH ****! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE. THE ONE IN * I die of dehydration*.

Okay, the next things I tell you are CRUCIAL. Meaning, you CANNOT disobey them. Got it? Okay!
If you have an opinion on me or my life RAISE YOUR HAND. Good job!!! Now, gently and calmly....place it over your mouth.

Teamwork makes the dream work!!!!!!