❝the only games I play are the ones where you throw shade❞ - Me

❝DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW❞ - Mushu

❝ari and ria forever, remember?❞ @rainingthursday_

❝ROAST ADRIAN❞ @drunkblues

❝thought you'd have more dirty secrets❞ @decayedsuburbia

❝DONT MAKE ME LAUGH IT STILL HURTS❞ @AnthonyDylan

❝The thing is Ari, I do not own a cow❞ @witchcrafts-

❝DONT STUDY MY NIPPLES PLEASE❞ @officialfuryevans

❝sometimes I feel like shrivelling up and shoving a gold club down my throat. Like wtf. FUCK OFF I MEANT GOLF CLUB❞ @distorted---

❝you're like a bullshit detector, what's your hourly rate?❞ @renegabes

❝ARI IM PROUD OF YOU AND YOUR ACC AND PROUD OF OUR FRIENDSHIP❞ @daeity

❝you're more of an alarming red❞ @sebastianboi

❝wE BELONG TOGETHER❞ @rainingthursday_

❝crazy chicks gotta have crazy dreams❞ @Toastingmytoes

❝I'M READY I HAVE MY PIZZA GUN❞ @cathylxlo 

❝i suppose you can be an exception❞ @whiskykisses

❝OKAY ARI IM GLAD YOU HAVE A HEART UNLIKE SOMEONE OVER HERE❞ @lifelines-

❝ari is an eighteen year old sarcastic being who likes to reuse jokes and over indulge in chocolate. her real name is mary-lou and she likes it a lot because it somehow makes her seem more feminine and apparently she really likes the way ryan says it. she doesn't actually find lowercase aesthetically pleasing and gets pissed off at people over petty things without actually being petty herself. it's not as impossible as you think. if you annoy her she'd most likely slap you, but shit splatters and she doesn't like making a mess. evan peters is her long time celebrity crush hence the name peters in her name somewhere up there. mary doesn't like to filter what she has to say and often is used as a personal microphone for me and doubles as an undercover agent but she's still learning the tricks of the trade. ari is a self proclaimed goddess and she has a thing for human biology, specifically male but you can ask her for further details on that of you'd really like to know❞ @lethologicas

Toodles 
Mary-Lou xx